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Real emails I have received over the years I used to have a form to be filled in, but so many people could not get their own email address right i had to scrap it (The first five comments are from the form i used to have. ) I have removed all identifying information Written under each (in this colour) is what is "wrong" Town: XXXXX Anyone speak Bulgarian? ======================================================
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14 Feb 2003 I do not supply brochures , and if i did where would i send them? (remember this was sent in via a form which the user gave information, but no email address) ====================================================== Date:
14 Feb 2003 information on what? and where should this information be sent? The form used to ask the enquirer to add their email address if they wanted a reply, but so many people were too stupid not to so i had to add a section just for their email address, but as you will see, they could not even get that right. ====================================================== Username:
XXXXXXXXXX you may say its easy both should be .com, but when you get as many emails as i do, if people can not get their own information right, what chance do i have. ====================================================== name: Base what? you guess first. Date unknown. ====================================================== I am looking for pink plastic flamingos please can you help me. I do not sell anything, and what is wrong with a search engine (besides they do not work as heron deterrents) ====================================================== 15/02 04 DEAR SIR/MADAM As mentioned before, i do not sell Anything ====================================================== 14 09 04 XXXXXXXXX@yahoo.com Subject: Plastic Float Switches
Just because i mentioned about float switches (click me) doesn't mean to say i want any (i do not sell ANYTHING) the bit that made me laugh is if they are a reputable company, why have they got a yahoo.com email address? look at my email address, mine is not a yahoo or any other "free" mail address ====================================================== 12/10/04 Dear Martin,
I live in
xxxxx and have a holiday
home in the xxxxxxxx of
xxxxxxxxx Summer
temperatures are up to +30 degrees Centigrade
Recently I built a pond, circular, the
bottom section being 2mdia. x .0.5 m high and the following shallow
section being 4mdia. x 0.5m high.( i.e. a total height of 1m).
The pond is fully lined and the edges are
tiled. There are three conduits for cables and one conduit for a
possible pond overflow in heavy rain.
Provision for a landside control box with
mains supply is located approx. 5m from the pond rim.
I would now like to purchase the necessary
Pumps, Filters and lighting. I very much , for safety reasons would like
to use low voltage rather than mains voltage.
As an add-on I would also like to have an
alternative solar lighting. The whole installation should be able to be
remote controlled from the residence which is around 30m to 40m from the
Pond.
Could you please let me have a proposed
equipment list together with the delivery to
xxxxxx or alternatively
direct to Axxxxxx.What
guarantee can you give me for your supply - is it also valid for the
installation in xxxxxxx.I
have a competent electrical company to carry out any work, for which of
course they will give their guarantee.
What is your delivery time? Would it be
better to carry out the installation before the winter period i.e.
December or would spring be better. In any event I do not intend to
stock the pond with fish before the spring 2005.
Hopefully with all your experience you can
give me a reply prior to my next departure to
xxxxxx in 10 days time.
I am a definite buyer if you can provide me
with all the info. required and if your terms are commercially
acceptable.
Your address I found on the internet under
"Pond Lighting".
Thank you for your patience
Best regards
nnrnrnrrnr name removed The thing that really tickles me, is the comment "am a definite buyer if you can provide me with all the info. required and if your terms are commercially acceptable" The thing is, if he is a definite buyer, why does it matter what the terms are, since to say one contradicts the other, and the old chestnut, I do not sell ANYTHING, so he did some research.? (NOT) No where on this website does it say i sell anything? (and no he didn't find us under pond lighting, as he claimed he did) ====================================================== Jan 05 Dear Sir/Madam I am enquiring about a quotation for pond maintenance/cleaning for either 4 times a year or twice a year. I’m from a company called xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx based in xxxxxx xxxxxxx. We are an M & E company and our expertise lies within buildings and not outside. However we have decided to expand to outside maintenance as well. We currently have a contract with a company in xxxxxx called Axxxxxx – xxxxxxxxxt and it has a quite large pond outside. Its measurements are: 12m long 5m wide ½ m deep It has 3 pumps for the water fountain. There are no fish in this pond as it is purely ornamental. Basically we would need someone to clean it out and make sure it carries on working and looking pretty. I understand that a site visit has to be arranged for a written accurate estimate but if you could give me a rough estimate based on the details I have stated it would very helpful. I look forward to receiving you reply shortly. Kind regards Jxxxxxxxxxx Office Assistant Same old thing, i do not sell anything ====================================================== I am contacting you on behalf of an
xxxxxxt school in
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx with a gardening project that we are
about to embark on. How can i afford to sponsor a project ? ====================================================== 05/05
dear prof Who said i was a "prof" (essor), i didn't, and the person is studying for a phd, i really do wonder about some people ====================================================== 14/05/05 Dear Sirs, Of what use is lighting to me? (i did look out of curiosity, they supply chandeliers etc), wouldn't be so bad if was garden lighting, but no, just household lights, and as usual, i do not sell anything
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Could you please call me on
00000 000000, We are
based in Kent, would like to discuss underwater lighting and your solar
lighting.
Thank you.
XXX
XXXX Dir
I do not sell anything ====================================================== 05/05 me gustaria contactar para establecer comercio de productos, luces, bombas (230 v.)Soy constructor de fuentes y cascadas Obviously its not English, but how do they expect help if i can not understand the question? ====================================================== To whom it may concern,
At present we are working in ************ School (South *****) and we are currently trying to develop ideas for a school project combining a garden project...... waffle waffle waffle...........................................
The main problem we are encountering is with funding the project. If you are able to support or donate anything to us for our project or know of any funding groups or volunteers that are available for this project, we would be grateful if you could let us know via this email address.
We look forward to hearing from you in due course.
Regards,
I only supply information, and this site costs money to run, so how can i sponsor a project? ====================================================== Now you have read all the above do you wonder why i get "annoyed" yes they really are all genuine, Want to contact me? click here Before you judge me, please bear this in mind: You did not pay to get onto this site, i can not pay anything for anything received, in short i make nothing from this site, websites are not free, i have to pay money from my own pocket to run this site, but i do it because i want to help people. (The ads are helping, but not much, so please click on an ad) 83 301006 |